If you think that Kate Upton sounds familiar, you've probably heard her last name before. Caitlin Upton is the name of the unfortunate former Miss South Carolina, who became a pop-culture fixture after offering up a disastrous answer at the Miss USA pageant. They are not one and the same, however, and as Kate Upton points out, she knows where to find the United States on a world map. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Kate Upton introduced herself on Twitter with: "I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs.” Now, that’s a statement that's automatically going to get some visual action from the wandering male eye. Hot from the buzz of her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pictorial -- complete with a swimsuit made entirely of body paint -- she’s now a bona fide lunchtime internet distraction for thousands of men. And she seems be as internet savvy as she is stacked one, using the social media lexicon to her advantage by regularly uploading pictures of herself in saucy poses. Whether it’s underwear-baring shenanigans with friends, the careful balancing of glasses in her cleavage or a fun-loving pose while supporting her beloved New York Jets, Upton has the world wondering what they might see next. Though she makes the Twitterverse a sexier place, Upton also keeps it classy without the need to “pull a Kardashian.”